Total Medals Earned: 73 (From
30 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,045 Points
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Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Spend your first Talent Point.
Spend some rubies in the ugrade menu.
Play through the intro.
Defeat the first boss.
Fully upgrade your hero talents.
Have at least 4000 rubies when you enter the upgrade menu.
Fully upgrade your assault rifle.
Fully upgrade your bazooka.
Defeat the second boss.
Fully upgrade your sniper rifle.
Beat all the waves on endless mode.
Beat the final boss on beginner.
Defeat the third boss.
Fully upgrade all your weapons.
Unlock the secret companion cube.
Unlock the secret robot unicorn.
Beat the final boss on hard.
Nice!
Cool!
AWESOME!
ALIEN!
KING!
GOD!
UNKNOWN SPECIES
complete Research Stage 1
complete Research Stage 2
complete Research Stage 3
Won the first question
The medal that Derp gives you in the end
Lost every disscution with Derpina
Finish the game without any mistake
You started the game and walked! (And watched the ad)
You just Leveled up!!
You Nearly completed the game!
Just make a crash.
Collect 10 Fuel Tanks
Collect 25 Fuel Tanks
Collect 50 Fuel Tanks
Put out 10 fires
Put out 25 fires
Put out 50 fires
Thanks for playing this game ten times. Now Jon has something to do tonight.
(Score 500) Hooray, you know how to play!
Clicking that doesn't do anything!
(Score 1000) You're starting to get the hang of it!
(Score 5000) Either that, or we've go a problem on our hands...
(Score 9100) Sorry, couldn't help myself.
(Score 12500) Congrats. You have no life, like me.
